SplendaxAkiha OTP.

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THEIRLOVEISSONOTGONNAHAPPEN.



It all started here.

Akiha: Oh oh. Oh god.
Akiha: Last night, with the family bonding and all that. At one point, my mom gave me a bunch of stuff to deliver to my grandma, who was in the other room.
Akiha: Among these things, was a packet of Splenda.
Akiha: Me: *LOL*
Umeda: ...
Umeda: [LAUGHS]
Akiha: And she asked, of course, and since I was all caffeinated and high I told her Umeda and Akiha's story.
Akiha: The conversation ended with my mom trying to give Akiha therapy.
Akiha: "But, there's nothing you can do about it, you need to be strong and-"
"Mom."
"I'm talking to him, okay?"
Umeda: ...Holy shit. XD What. XD XD XD
Akiha: I don't know, but it had me laughing for hours. XD
Akiha: I should really stop drinking this coffe.
Umeda: That is. XD Your mom attempted to give therapy to Akiha. XDDDDDD
Akiha: "Mom, wtf."
"Shush, your poor sugar deprived chara needs this."
"........"
Umeda: XDDDDD SHE WAS GIVING HIM THERAPY ON THE *SUGAR* ISSUE?
Akiha: .................... YES, WHAT ELSE DID YOU THINK.
Akiha: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SPLENDA, SEE. XD
Umeda: YES. BUT. XD BUT JUST. SPLENDA THERAPY SEEMS SO WRONG.
Akiha: IT IS.

[...]

Akiha: MY MOTHER.
Umeda: WHUT?
Akiha: SHE JUST WALKED IN AND DROPPED ME TWO PACKETS OF SPLENDA WTF.
Umeda: .......[LAUGHS HARD] XDDDDD WHAT. FOR AKIHA OR FOR YOU? XD
Akiha: I. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE. *STILL LAUGHING*
Umeda: THAT iS UNIQUE AND SPECIAL. XD
Akiha: I THINK I'M GONNA POST THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION ON AKIHA'S LJ BECAUSE WTF MOM.
Umeda: I THINK YOU SHOULD XDDDDDDD



Yeah, my mom is special.

Comments

[overacting.livejournal.com]

I'd say.. yeay! but my spamblocker is not letting me see my own icon. And I forgot which one I used on you. Oh nevermind, IRC told me. XD

I actually have a gigantic box of splenda, somewhere in my house.