[IN UR HOSPITAL]

[pictureustogether]

*SNEAKING IN UR GAY DOCTOR'S OFFICE*

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[pictureustogether]

Sempai, before Haruhi left... did she say anything to you?

[playingdoctor]

I got a note, but it didn't make much sense.

[pictureustogether]

Ah, you too...?

[playingdoctor]

I guess I'm not surprised you got a copy.

[pictureustogether]

You don't even know what mine said.

[playingdoctor]

Well, what did it say?

[pictureustogether]

... To stop being retarded.

[playingdoctor]

Something you probably need to learn, yeah.

[pictureustogether]

So... what did yours say?

[playingdoctor]

Why, of course it said that she was so completely amazed at what a fine specimen of manhood I was, that she had to leave camp immediately to find a man just like me, only straight.

[pictureustogether]

Can I see it?

[playingdoctor]

My manhood?

[pictureustogether]

Your note.

[playingdoctor]

You don't think I kept it, do you?

[eyes flicker quickly to a desk drawer and back]

[pictureustogether]

... I thought you liked her.

[playingdoctor]

Who needs a note to remember the important things?

[pictureustogether]

I guess I do.

[playingdoctor]

You know what her note to me said.

[pictureustogether]

... I do?

[playingdoctor]

Yes, you retard.

[pictureustogether]

But I didn't see it!

[playingdoctor]

That's right.

[pictureustogether]

...

[playingdoctor]

[THWAP] MORON. God.

[pictureustogether]

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